{"product_id":"sotally-tober","title":"Sotally Tober Tee","description":"\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/riendeaumachining.com\/s\/files\/1\/0065\/0022\/files\/19-CHV-0109-Presale_Graphics-11.png?8583194572675423767\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOur Sotally Tober T-shirt celebrates the fact that you don't have be drunk to fuck up words, but it sure does help.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\"Officer\" becomes \"ossifer\" and \"Totally Sober\" becomes, well, \"Sotally Tober.\" So get out there, drink too much, and do horrible things to the English language.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"inthedetails\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"in-the-details cols\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col details-content\"\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eHow Does It Fit\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCustom cut and sewn to deliver a premium quality fit. Not too big or small, just right.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eTake Care of Your Shit\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low heat or lay flat to dry. Medium heat iron. Do not iron on design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eGet the Specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e60\/40 Combed ring-spun cotton\/poly ultra soft knit fabric. Durable ½” baby rib set-in collar. Shoulder-to-shoulder taped seam. Side seam. Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"col size-table\"\u003e\n\u003ccenter\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"product-icons\"\u003e\n\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ci class=\"product-icon icon-low-heat-dry\"\u003eLow Heat Dry\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ci class=\"product-icon icon-cold-wash\"\u003eCold Wash\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/center\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth class=\"size\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eCHEST SIZE (in)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eCHEST (in)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eLENGTH (Top shoulder to hem) (in)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr class=\"odd\"\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"size\"\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e36 - 38\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e19\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr class=\"even\"\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"size\"\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e39 - 41\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20 1\/2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr class=\"odd\"\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"size\"\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e42 - 44\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr class=\"even\"\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"size\"\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e45 - 48\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr class=\"odd\"\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"size\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e49 - 52\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr class=\"even\"\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"size\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e52 - 56\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd colspan=\"“4”\"\u003eNeed more sizing info? 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