{"product_id":"farley-elf-1-100th-oz-gold-bar","title":"Farley \"Elf\" 1\/100th oz Gold Bar - December","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: #ff2a00;\"\u003eIMPORTANT NOTE: Please allow up to 10-14 days for orders to process and ship. Due to the Limited Edition nature of these bars, ALL SALES ARE FINAL. NO RETURNS.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDECEMBER 2021 GOLDEN FARLEY GAME PIECE. PRODUCT EXCLUDED FROM DISCOUNTS. SEE WHERE YOU RANK AGAINST OTHER CHIVERS ON \u003cspan style=\"color: #00c300;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.riendeaumachining.com\/pages\/leaderboard\" style=\"color: #00c300;\"\u003eTHE GOLDEN FARLEY GAME LEADERBOARD\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWell, la-dee-freakin-da! It’s time to hold onto your pants and shut your flanholes! Your favorite motivational speaker is taking a trip to the North Pole to bring you some holiday cheer. Introducing the Farley Elf 1\/100th oz Gold Bar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAre you 35? Divorced? Looks like you’re missing one other thing. A van down by the river. Sadly we don’t have a van we can just give you, but fortunately we have this World’s Smallest Gold Bar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWeight: 1\/100 oz\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGrade: .9999 Fine Gold\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDimensions: 15 mm (L) x \u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e8.5\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e mm (W) x .05 mm (H)\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Chris Farley","offers":[{"title":"Gold \/ 1\/100 oz","offer_id":41250471313603,"sku":"RC21050-GLD-RC","price":49.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/riendeaumachining.com\/s\/files\/1\/0065\/0022\/files\/December_Farley_Game_PDP-2.jpg?v=1689182315","url":"https:\/\/www.riendeaumachining.com\/products\/farley-elf-1-100th-oz-gold-bar","provider":"riendeaumachining","version":"1.0","type":"link"}