Farley "Elf" 1/100th oz Gold Bar - December

IMPORTANT NOTE: Please allow up to 10-14 days for orders to process and ship. Due to the Limited Edition nature of these bars, ALL SALES ARE FINAL. NO RETURNS.

DECEMBER 2021 GOLDEN FARLEY GAME PIECE. PRODUCT EXCLUDED FROM DISCOUNTS. SEE WHERE YOU RANK AGAINST OTHER CHIVERS ON THE GOLDEN FARLEY GAME LEADERBOARD

Well, la-dee-freakin-da! It’s time to hold onto your pants and shut your flanholes! Your favorite motivational speaker is taking a trip to the North Pole to bring you some holiday cheer. Introducing the Farley Elf 1/100th oz Gold Bar.

Are you 35? Divorced? Looks like you’re missing one other thing. A van down by the river. Sadly we don’t have a van we can just give you, but fortunately we have this World’s Smallest Gold Bar.

PRODUCT DETAILS

• Weight: 1/100 oz
• Grade: .9999 Fine Gold
• Dimensions: 15 mm (L) x 8.5 mm (W) x .05 mm (H)